There are many good relationships that last for years and years, but for the most part, people in a relationship are looking for a way out.  And preferably a way out that does not include hurting the other person.  They’re already going to have to live without you, why make them suffer through a painful breakup too, right?

Tell Her While She’s Having Fun

The next time you’re girlfriend is away for the weekend or out with the girls, call her up… no wait… text her and let her know that you’ve decided to dump her.  Chances are she’ll be so fixated on the great time she’s having with her friends that her brain won’t really compute the fact you’re ending the relationship!

Nine times out of ten she’ll probably get the text, shrug her shoulders, and then go right back to partying.  Why text instead of call?  Well, you don’t want to ruin her evening by forcing her to fake tears and disappointment on the phone.  With a text, it’s no muss, no fuss.  Wahoo!